Membership plans

Join the Fam!

Noodlecafé Sessions is a private community for people who want to learn music, make music, and have other people around while they do it. Same community on every plan. The only question is how you like to pay. 🍜

Pay once

The Big Slurp

$299.00once

One payment. Zero renewals. Big bowl energy.

  • Everything below, forever
  • All 3 courses + every future drop
  • The Café + Track Feedback
  • Founding-member bragging rights
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Month to month

The Monthly Regular

$9.99/ month

The easy slide-in. Cancel whenever, no guilt.

  • Full access, month to month
  • All 3 music courses
  • The Café + Track Feedback
  • Cancel in one click
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7-DAY SLURP GUARANTEE

Every plan comes with it. Pull up a chair, post a track, ask a "dumb" question. If the vibe isn't your flavor within 7 days, one email gets you a full refund. No hard feelings. Extra noodles.

Every plan includes

What's in the bowl?

The whole menu comes with every plan. No tiers of tiers of tiers.

Noodlecafé

All The Courses

Fundamentals, Melody, Harmony. Plus new courses as they drop, all included in your plan.

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The Café

The community itself. Ask "why the fuck does this sound bad?" and actually get an answer.

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Track Feedback

Post your half-finished tracks and get real, kind, useful notes from people who actually listen.

Still slurping on it?

Quick noodles.

Access is identical on all three. The only thing you're choosing is how you pay: $9.99 rolling monthly, $99.99 a year (about two months free), or $299 once and you never think about it again. The noodles taste the same either way.

Yep. Monthly plan, one click, done. You keep access until the end of the month you paid for. No guilt trips, no "are you sure?" maze.

Especially for you. Nobody here makes you feel stupid for not knowing something. You can show up with a half-finished track, a completely random question, or nothing at all.

All three music courses (Fundamentals, Melody, Harmony), The Café, Track Feedback, and whatever new stuff drops while you're in.

7-Day Slurp Guarantee on every plan. If it's not your bowl of noodles, email us within a week for a full refund.

Grab a seat

No bullshit. No gatekeeping. Just music and people who give a shit. 🤙

Join the fam! 🍜