The Big Slurp
One payment. Zero renewals. Big bowl energy.
- Everything below, forever
- All 3 courses + every future drop
- The Café + Track Feedback
- Founding-member bragging rights
Membership plans
Noodlecafé Sessions is a private community for people who want to learn music, make music, and have other people around while they do it. Same community on every plan. The only question is how you like to pay. 🍜
One payment. Zero renewals. Big bowl energy.
Works out to about $8.33/mo. Two months free!
The easy slide-in. Cancel whenever, no guilt.
Already in the fam? Log in here.
Every plan comes with it. Pull up a chair, post a track, ask a "dumb" question. If the vibe isn't your flavor within 7 days, one email gets you a full refund. No hard feelings. Extra noodles.
Every plan includes
The whole menu comes with every plan. No tiers of tiers of tiers.
Fundamentals, Melody, Harmony. Plus new courses as they drop, all included in your plan.
The community itself. Ask "why the fuck does this sound bad?" and actually get an answer.
Post your half-finished tracks and get real, kind, useful notes from people who actually listen.
Still slurping on it?
Access is identical on all three. The only thing you're choosing is how you pay: $9.99 rolling monthly, $99.99 a year (about two months free), or $299 once and you never think about it again. The noodles taste the same either way.
Yep. Monthly plan, one click, done. You keep access until the end of the month you paid for. No guilt trips, no "are you sure?" maze.
Especially for you. Nobody here makes you feel stupid for not knowing something. You can show up with a half-finished track, a completely random question, or nothing at all.
All three music courses (Fundamentals, Melody, Harmony), The Café, Track Feedback, and whatever new stuff drops while you're in.
7-Day Slurp Guarantee on every plan. If it's not your bowl of noodles, email us within a week for a full refund.